Our MySpace page
From here you can go visit our myspace. If you go there, you're going to find the same old shit you see here, with a different coloured background.
Why go? Myspace is very popular with the kids today, and can serve as an real-time indicator of how friggin' awesome you really are, as shown by the number of your friends. You'll want to add us as a friend if you already have a myspace page, or start a page if you're new to the site, then add us. Then make more friends and get them to add us as well. This way, when people go to our page they can easily see that we have many many friends on planet Earth, which will allow us to ask for and do whatever we want. It turns out that in the electronic age, musical ability and the worth of an artist are based SOLELY on the popularity of their myspace page. Record companies will automatically sign a band for life if they have enough myspace friends. Major chain hotels have been known to look the other way when a popular myspace band trashes their hotel room. Hookers offer freebies, there's half-price at the dry-cleaners, free coke refills at Denny's, the list goes on. We want to be able to say, "Hey, we have 11000 friends on myspace and 134 billion profile views. We're obviously quite popular. Here's our list of gig demands, and remember, we have 11000 friends who will shun you for all eternity and egg your car if you don't comply." The onus is on you, dearest fan and/or internet watchdog scouring the web for kiddie-porn peddlers, to make us so popular that the world and all its treasures will fall neatly into the palms of our hands. Go.
Sweet, sweet dripping sarcasm aside, we've managed to make friends with plenty of extremely talented, extremely unnoticed indie bands from all over Canada. Some of them will be playing with us whenever we go out on the road. Go check 'em out by trolling our friends page. We'd tell you who to look for here, but that would entail having to update this section when we make a new friend or an old one pisses us off, which would take away from beer and music time.
See? The internet IS good for something other than porn.